Garden Beauty

Garden Beauty
Sticky Gardens: What defines a garden of bad taste?

What defines a garden in bad taste to you? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, no doubt …. and I fully believe that a garden should be an expression of oneself. What I love … you may hate (and vice versa). But …. in your opinion, what defines a garden in bad taste?

1) Use of a bath house as a centerpiece in your flower bed in front yard 2) wire Cheap edges of the dollar store, all bent and twisted 3) more weeds and dead flowers real live plants 4) a mirror ball in a garden large pedestal surrounded by a horde of garden gnomes. Extra points: signs that indicate the names of the gnomes. 5) a prominent place and scenery pet tombstones 6) flashing lights at night to illuminate your garden arch rickety flights and spinning windsocks 7) artificial flowers in great abundance, colored purple, blue, yellow and pink different, wind chimes brightly colored long poles placed randomly around 4 feet along the walk 9) dung piles dog rotting in the front yard 10) folding chairs with straps worn flights arranged around a campfire ring covered with a grid filled with old refrigerators cigarette butts in the front yard.