Special Relatives
Have you ever arranged for an Angel of God to have a special private chat [;-)] with your faithful relatives?
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Who can we call on that one?
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OH MY GOD!
This is such a strange coincidence. I had the same idea, and was, like, totally just writing a script!
Here’s what the Angel of the Lord will need to tell my faithful relation:
“Behold, I am the Angel of the Lord, come unto you out of Heaven.
I know thou fearest God, seeing thou hast sung his praise in the church at a volume which shaketh the stars in the Heavens.
I know thou worships the Father, seeing thou hast adorned each wall of thy abode with multiple images of His true self.
I know thou loveth the Lord, seeing thou hath blessed all the nations of Earth with thy sun-bright plastic manger scene in thy yard.
Hence, by Hisself hath the Lord sworn, because thou has done these things, thy trials are nigh ended. The Lord said, I have seen the grey oppression upon the hairs of thy head. Thou shalt bestow color upon them, with all my wonders I have given the Earth. Also hath I seen the clothes which fiteth thee ill. Thou shalt travel to the land of Macys and speak to the Queen of Makeover.
Then saith the Lord, I know thy sorrows and I will send unto thee a man who shall be thy friend, and he shall say unto you, I AM hath sent me. Thus shalt I deliver thy both unto the land flowing with Olive Garden, and unto the place of the Applebees, and unto the Picture Theater of the Lord. So wilt thou dateth.
Now saith I, the Angel of the Lord, Rise up. Whatsoever God hath said unto thee, do.
It will come to pass that thou shall be blessed as a Saint, and Barack Obama shall be converted to Catholicism, because thou hast obeyed my voice.”
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